N Meet George Jetson N'
N His boy Elroy N
N Daughter Judy N
N Jane, his wife N
The Jetsons.
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Morning, Janey. Oh, boy, am I starving.
Would you dial my breakfast for me?
Of course, George. What would you like?
Oh, ham and eggs. Toast and coffee.
Ham, eggs, toast, coffee.
Here you are, dear.
Thanks, honey. Oh, looks delicious.
George, what's wrong?
You burned the toast again.
Now, don't start telling me about your mother's breakfasts.
Well, it's true. No one could dial a meal like Mother could.
Oh, George, we need silverware and there's a big sale
at Stears Robot Department Store, and I...
Honey, honey, you asked me for $20 yesterday.
Now, what did you do with that?
You didn't give It to me.
Excuses, excuses, that's all I hear.
- Morning, Dad. - Hi, Pops.
Hello.
Oh, Daddy, you look so handsome this morning.
No, Judy, no money for stereophonic music tapes.
That's telling her, Pop.
Money should be spent on useful things.
Like a new toy space fire engine.
Nope. You'll have to make your old toys do, Elroy.
Oh, gee whiz.
And you're gonna have to make your old bones do too.
Ah, nuts!
We're not gonna spend our money on silly things.
We've got to think of our old age.
Oh, boy, am I late for work.
We'll talk about this tonight.
What happens if we don't reach an old age?
Then we're stuck with all that money.
“And at present, Professor Lunar of our research staff
Is working on an Indestructible garment."
Please spell indestructible.
Oh, these tin secretaries.
I-N-D-A... No, that's not right.
Indestructible I-N-D-I... Uh...
Oh, just say he's working on a garment that'll never wear out.
You got that?
"Signed C.S. Spacely." Uh, make two copies of...
Ah-ha! Jetson! And late for work as usual.
Y ow ch'.!
Time on your hands, Jetson?
Ah, Mr. Spacely, I...
We're late again, aren't we, Jetson?
Oh, are you late too?
Well, if you don't say anything, neither will I, sir.
Jetson, you'd better report
for your company insurance physical now.
The way I feel about you, you better be insured.
Uh, yes. Yes, sir.
And I'll take care of your lateness later,
after I check on Professor Lunar's progress.
Mr. Spacely, I've done it. I've done it at last.
I've invented the indestructible jacket.
Nothing can hurt the jacket or the man who wears it.
And it will last a lifetime.
Good work, Professor. We'll call it a Spacely life jacket.
Cogswell's Cogs, ha!
It'll soon be Cogswell's Cobwebs.
Oh, with this invention, I'II corner the market.
Cogswell, you're through.
Hey, what's going on?
Mr. Cogswell, I've done it. I've done it at last.
I've invented the indestructible jacket.
Now, with this invention I shall corner the market.
Spacely's Sprockets are through.
Spacely, you're through.
They've got the same jacket.
Impossible. Why, I've spent every minute of the last 58 years
of my life on this invention.
Well, take a look.
Hmm? Oh, well.
Easy come, easy go.
We've got to beat Cogswell to the market.
But we have to test the jacket first.
We've got to get the Good Spacekeeping seal of approval.
Oh, you're right. We'll give it the toughest test possible.
But we need a test pilot.
Yes, a man who's brave and fearless.
One who can look death right in the eye with a laugh.
Yes, a regular nut.
Dr. Radius, my name's Jetson.
I'm here for the company insurance physical.
Oh, yes, you're from Spacely's Sprockets.
I'll be right with you.
Oh, boy, he must've had a terrible accident.
I never saw so many bandages.
It's a genuine mummy, perfect for my research.
Now, let's proceed with your examination.
Have you ever taken one of our Peekaboo Prober capsules?
No, how's it work?
You just swallow it and it transmit pictures
to a TV screen.
You're gonna televise pictures of my insides?
'That's right.'
The Peekaboo capsule will send back on the spot reports
of everything.
Ah, you ought to play some background music.
You know, like "Liver Come Back to Me."
Ah, now, just relax.
Or maybe, maybe, "I Get a Kidney Out of You?"
How about, "Lung Ago and Far Away?"
Open your mouth, please. That should be easy for you.
Come on now, say, "Ah."
Ah!
Fire one.
Doctor to Explorer One, what is your position?
Down and down I go, Just passing by the Adam 's apple.
Let's see it.
Hmm. Looks okay from here.
Now, here we are at the stomach.
Stand by.
Do you take pills, Jotson?
Yeah.
What's that one pill just lying there?
Oh, that's my wife's Idea of breakfast.
Doctor to prober, where are you?
Going into the lungs.
How are the lungs?
Well....
You ever been in Pittsburgh, Doc?
Let's see the heart.
That's kind of a strange beat, Isn't It?
Yeah, guess the natives are restless tonight.
Now, go up to the brain.
Going up.
I don't see anything.
Neither do I.
Very funny, very funny.
Maybe the light's bad.
Zip across to the other side of the head and try a shot from there.
On the way.
Full speed ahead.
Where are you now?
Thought I overshot a little, but It's okay.
I'm still in the head.
Oh, good. Now give me a shot of the brain.
Roger, just have to open this door.
Wow, this is the first time I've been in a haunted head.
How do things look to you?
May I speak freely?
Come on, what do you think of the patient's condition?
Well, if you really want to know...
What's that mean, Doc?
I'm afraid it's just a matter of time, Jetson.
- Then, poof. - Poof?
- Pfft. - Pfft?
But I'm not ready to pfft. What can I do?
Get some rest.
- You mean I should be in bed. - You should be in a bottle.
Oh, how long do I have?
Let's just say if you have anything to do,
do it right away and hurry.
Yes, there is one thing I've been wanting to do.
Lunar, I've offered everything.
Bonuses, pensions, but no one will test the life jacket.
I can't understand it. It's safe as being
in your mother's arms.
I would absolutely guarantee it.
Say, why don't you test it?
Me? Do you think I'm a nut?
Somewhere there must be a man brave enough.
I say, what about Jetson?
Jetson? He's a mouse.
Jetson, just what do you think you're doing?
Ah-ah-ah...
Jetson, you're making me mad.
Oh, you're getting hot under the collar.
You need cooling off.
- Jetson, I'm going to... - You're going to what?
I say, how about that? The mouse is now a man.
Jetson!
He's just the mouse... I mean, man we need.
Oh, yes, of course. You're right, Lunar.
You don't have to fire me. I quit.
Fire? Well, who said anything about firing you?
Is it because you were late this morning?
Why, you can be late for the next ten years.
I'm gonna be late, alright.
The late George Jetson.
Oh, leave us, Professor.
I have some questions to ask my friend, Mr. Jetson.
Yes. See you later, interrogator.
Well, you've changed, Jetson.
I've never seen you like this before.
The real George Jetson finally stood up.
Oh. Well then, would the real George Jetson care to sit down?
Take my chair. Comfy?
Aren't you mad at me?
Mad? Why should I be mad?
So you spilled a little water on me. I like water.
See? So my head's got a little water on it.
What can I get? Dish pan hair.
I'll come to the point, Jetson.
I got a proposition for you. Only thing, it may be dangerous.
Danger is my racket.
We'll have to move quickly. We don't have much time.
You're telling me.
Okay, I'll pay you an extra 50 cents an hour
and all you have to do is...
Wait a minute.
Just as I thought, Cogswell.
Uh, it's not what you think, Spacely.
I didn't hear one word of your outrageous offer to Jetson.
But aren't you ashamed?
Offering him a mere 50 cents per hour extra
to risk life and limb.
Jetson, I'll give you 75 cents to test my jacket.
You can't tempt Jetson with money. Can he?
Yup.
Ah, this boy is shrewd, shrewd. I want you with me, boy.
I'II double your salary. I'll give you a company car
Jetson, wait.
I'II triple your salary.
And your own key to the executive washroom.
You're too smart for me, Jetson. I'm putty in your hands.
Look, a $2000 bonus.
Five thousand shares of Space“, preferred stock.
And on top of that, a $5000 bonus.
There.
He's not gonna part with that, son.
That money hasn't seen the light of day in ages.
Look.
See that sign? Cogswell Cogs.
Come with me and it'll read Cogswell and Jetson.
Stay with me and we'll make ours Spacely and Jetson.
Uh, Jetson and Spacely?
I'll tell you what. Let's toss a coin and you can call it, Spacely.
Heads.
- Two out of three? - No.
Jetson, come with Cogswell Cogs, because we are on our way up.
Wrong. You're on your way down.
I wonder when he had this one installed.
Welcome back to Spacely Sprockets, Jetson.
I've got a simple little agreement for you to sign.
If the tests on the jacket work out,
this'll make you a partner.
All you have to do is sign here.
And here and here and here and there.
What'll I tell my wife? She won't like this.
Oh, send the family away on a vacation.
And don't worry about money.
You'll make enough to last you the rest of your life.
I was hopin' to do better than that.
Oh, what's mine is yours. I'll give you everything you need.
Help yourself. Anything in the place.
Oh, thanks, boss, that's swell.
Hey, that's my pen.
Alright, family, I suppose you're wondering
why I called this meeting.
Uh-oh, Astro. Here comes another lecture.
Jane, this morning, you wanted to buy some silverware.
Here, get it in gold.
Gold silverware?
Judy, you wanted some stereophonic tapes.
Go get yourself a band.
Now, what can I do for you, Elroy?
If I known you were fillin' requests
I'd have brought a list.
You wanted a toy space fire engine?
Get yourself a real fire engine.
Might as well get yourself a fire too.
What about me?
Of course, Astro. You wanted a bone.
Buy yourself a meat market.
But George, this morning you were talking
about saving for your old age.
Well, old age I'm no longer worried about, Jane.
And I want you and the children to take a vacation
at the Big Dipper Dude Ranch.
But...
No buts. There'll be nothing to disturb you.
No TV, no newspapers, you'll have a nice rest.
You've changed, George.
Yeah, more than you know.
This is the day, folks, the first of a series
of dangerous tests for the Spacely life jacket.
And here's the test pilot himself, George Jetson.
And his boss, Mr. Spacely.
Oh, Mr. Jetson, I guess you're quite concerned about these tests.
- Well, I... - I certainly am.
Sure hope nothing happens to that life jacket.
Oh, Mr. Spacely, your every thought must be with
the courageous man who's risking his life for you.
- Who's that? - Your test pilot, Mr. Jetson.
Oh, him. Yeah. I sure am worried about him.
He's wearing my life jacket.
Today, they'll test the hydro-resistance factor.
Jetson is tied to the hydro-prop and will now go
for a little spin.
Is there anything you'd like to say before you hit the water?
Yeah. Hold my cigarette.
The life jacket is alright.
And here's the test pilot.
Let's listen to his first history-making words
since coming out of the water.
Anybody got a towel?
What bravery. Jetson is about to undergo
the force-factor test, and he isn't concerned at all.
Look at that man.
In a moment 200 tons of force will crash down on him,
- and does he care? - Uh-uh.
How was it, Jetson?
You know, this is the first time I've had a jacket pressed
while I was wearing it.
Look at that profile.
Oh, he's so brave.
Oh, crazy, mixed up kids, they love me.
Come on! Come on!
But, boss, they're playing my song.
Oh, come on, let's get this test over with fast.
I wanna get back to my fan club.
This will be the vertical horizontal wearage test.
Watch the countdown.
Nine, eight, seven, six.
I wonder what the test is.
Five, four, three, two, one.
That must have been the vertical.
Here comes the horizontal.
Good. Not a scratch.
Jetson, if this keeps up you're gonna be a big man.
A real big man.
I don't know, think I'm getting the short end of the deal.
[mam Jetson, world hero.
From America comes news that George Jetson has done it again.
Uh, this chap is testing some sort of a jacket of some sort
and they've been doing all sorts of nasty things to him.
Hmm, can't understand what all the fuss is about.
Styling's all wrong for daytime wear.
All the news from America is about the hero George Jetson.
George, if you were here, I would kiss you on both cheeks.
Like this.
And like this,
And again.
- And again. - And again.
That's all we have time for, folks, so goodnight.
And again, and again, and again...
Jetson done it again.
But phoeey!
Besides, we invented it first.
Those teeth are awful sharp.
What do you care? It's my life.
Yeah, but it's my life jacket.
You ready?
Just a minute.
Cut along the dotted line.
Oh, this is no time for clowning.
- You ready? - Let her rip.
Don't say that.
Ready for the thermoelectric resistance test?
Ready.
Wait, wait.
Hold this while I throw the switch.
Whoopee! I say, it's a success.
Ah, what's this for?
For lunch, what else.
Oh, look at that.
Boy, ten billion dollars' worth of advance orders.
After the big test tomorrow, we'll get the Good Spacekeeping
seal of approval.
Cheer up, partner.
The way you're going, you'll have money to burn.
I was hoping to go in the other direction.
This is the final test, folks.
Jetson will be raised to a height of three miles
and then dropped by parachute.
During his descent two Anti-Missile Missiles
travelling at 20,000 miles per hour
will crash into the suit simultaneously.
Frightened? Me?
I wish these tests could go on forever.
Please, let me through. I must see that man.
Remember me?
Sure, you're the one who told me I was going to pfft.
- It was a mistake. - I'm not going to pfft?
- Uh-uh. - Not even poof?
No, you're completely healthy.
You should live to be 150.
Ah, thank heavens!
Do you have anything to say, Mr. Jetson?
Yes!
He-e-elp!
Please, Mr. Spacely, don't launch those missiles.
I've got a 110 good years ahead of me.
They missed him. Poor Jetson must be disappointed.
But he needn't be. Those missiles never give up.
Something's wrong.
Jetson appears to be tangled in his chute.
Oh, no.
Two of them.
Olé, olé, toro.
Olé, ole.
Olé, oy vey.
- What nerve. - Unbelievable.
And to my son, Elroy, I leave my fishing pole
And the bowling ball he's always wanted.
And to my wife Jane and my daughter Judy
I leave all my money and valuables.
This is George Jetson signing off.
The missiles are converging on Jetson.
They're about to crash.
He's okay! Jetson's okay!
Only a few smudges. The jacket's a success.
Oh, Mr. Spacely, I'm not going through with this.
I thought I was going to pfft, and...
I'll bet you're sorry the tests are over.
Over? Honest?
The tests are over and I'm still here?
You've done it, Jetson. You've done it.
I'II announce your new position as Vice President
of Spacely Sprockets at the banquet tonight.
George, won't you even tell us
what this banquet is all about?
You'll find out about it tonight, honey.
But all the money we've been spending.
Allowing the children and me to buy whatever we want.
Don't worry your pretty little head.
And there'll be plenty more. Our ship has finally come in.
Good evening, George, Jane.
Better get into the life jacket, George.
We don't wanna be late.
Yeah. Jane, where's the jacket I left here?
Oh, that. I'll get it.
This is it, partner.
Tomorrow, Spacely and Jetson becomes a household word.
Excuse me, Jetson and Spacely.
It looked a little soiled, so I put it in the washing machine.
Well, mighty thoughtful of you, Jane.
Just think, this little jacket made it all possible.
Oh, no.
Ah, it must have fallen apart in the washing machine.
It was hit by lightning, missiles, it was indestructible.
But it isn't washable.
We should've put a label on it, dry clean only.
All my dreams.
My millions gone! I'm broke! Ruined!
You mean, Spacely Sprockets is out of business?
- Yes. - Excuse me.
Now, hear this.
Everything, everything you all bought goes back to the store.
But George, you said our ship had come In.
It sunk.
Jetson, where are you going?
To Cogswell Cogs to see about a job.
You mean, you'd work for Cogswell after all this?
You'd forget your pride and go crawling to him for a job?
You'd do that for a few measly dollars a week?
Uh-huh.
Wait for me, Jetson! I'll go with you!
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